Universal Truths Men Should (But Don't Always) Understand

I found an old Cosmo today, and seeing as girls follow it like a Bible, here are 5 tips female readers want you to know: 1. Saying "I love you" before, during or immediately after sex doesn't count 2. Your shoes determine how fashionable you are 3. Never answer "fine" when I ask you how I look 4. Discussions of ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends should be avoided at all times 5. Yes we have an anniversary, and yes you do need to remember what it is.